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I really can't explain this stamp without sounding like an ass, so I will.

I have a friend, he is gay, super flaming shat-out-the-sun gay. It pisses me off, but he's a mean partner in Call of Duty, so he's cool in my book.

ANYWAY. The problem with him, is he uses 'I'm GAY' before every freaking opinionated sentence. 'I'm gay, and I don't like that', 'I'm gay, and this is gross', 'I'm gay, and I don't like meat', etc, etc. You can tell when this is a bit annoying.

I've noticed at the gay bar a few others do it too. I don't know if it's the area, but holy shit, if you have to announce you're GAY in a GAY bar, you know something is wrong. Jeez...
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Colorless-Glaceon Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015
It really does annoy me that I've seen posts on tumblr that are nothing more than "im gay and i cant drive" and 'im sleepy and gay" and they have 20,000+ notes.

Not because these people are gay, because they announce it to the world in any completely irrelevant conversation. Odd how I've yet to see a straight person do this. Stare 
RainbowStrick Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015  New Deviant Professional General Artist
Why must gay people tell every straight person their sexuality a million times.
Why do gay people take straight people as a threat.
Man, do they need to stop forcing their sexuality on everyone.
batdweeb Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think the better question is why the fick do you care
FlDDLE Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I think the better question is why the fuck do you care.

tultsi93 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
That's true. I don't scream every five seconds "I'm asexual!"
PinkieTane Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i agree
why do straight people feel the need to make their presence known everywhere by making fun of gay people by going, "Hahaha, that's gay"
why do straight people tell those of other sexualities to, "stay in the closet"? 
Man, they need to stop forcing their sexuality on everyone.
DudeWheresMyLion Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I had a friend who always posted about his boyfriends. Nothing explicit or anything, he just...posted about it. All. The.Time. Like, yes, I know you like men, a lot, but you don't have to remind me and all your friends about it every hour. Plus this guy had serious issues with the guys he got. They all took advantage of him because he's a bit mentally slow, and they always asked him for money. I felt bad for him though, you know? I wanted to tell him to take a break from the dating scene to REALLY think about the guys he just hooked up with and their bad motives, but IF I DID, I would be told to "quit being homuphoobiicccc!" Buttttttt, my friend IS or so seems to be taking a break from the dating world and I applaud him for it since he seemed to get hurt a lot and not know why. I just hope he talked to others about it and his experiences so he would be able to date safely. 

Tell a straight person to take a break from dating: Person agrees and thinks about things

Tell someone who's gay or bi to take a break from dating: "OMG SHOTP BEAN AGINST GAYSSSS!!!"

Apparently it's evil to help people with rebounding so they don't get into a mess of trouble or regrets. I've rebounded before, and it's something that's regrettable even if you don't do anything regrettable with the person; you just feel stupid for finding anyone attractive just because you miss being hugged and kissed. *Slaps past self* 
ElysianParis Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Captain-Frenchy Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Personnally, i said that i don't care about their sexuality.
RMSTitanicIce Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Student General Artist
That doesn't keep people guessing. :(
MangafreakWARRIOR Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
When people comment on something like:
'Hhahaha, if I wasn't gay already, XD'

Okay. You're gay. Tell me why I should give a fuck.
Butterscotsh Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
When guys comment on something like:
"Hahaha, this girl is so hot XD"

Okay. You're straight. Tell me why I should give a fuck.
frontierNexus Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The comparison would be better made to :
"Hhahaha, if I wasn't straight already, XD".

There's a difference between an explicit statement and an irrelevent implication.
Butterscotsh Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, i guess.
MangafreakWARRIOR Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not sure if you were trying to be rude or not.
But I also hate that equally as much as the original comment.
FreakFujiko Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
I'm still bi.
FreakFujiko Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
Now you know. I'll be back in five seconds.
Orangecraz Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
It's like the non-white individuals waving the racist card so they could be jerks. Or women waving the misogynist card so they could be jerks. Or the self diagnosed "autistic" individuals waving their diagnosis so they could be jerks. Or elderly people waving their age so they can be jerks.

Guess what? Equality mean if you do something, you're held responsible for it. No matter who you are.
ShirleyVaga Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
im straight im straight
im straight but this guy looks good
we get it you are straight shut up about it lol
TheiCarlyAngel Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student Artist
*Covers mouth.* I know sweetie. I know.
ApocalypticWerewolf Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I must ward off the men.
TheBeatlesrock123 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Things always get turned around. Now straights are the devil, and gays are the angels.

But yeah, gays are not perfect. Just because you're gay, doesn't mean you don't have to work, and it doesn't mean that everyone on earth has to be nice to you.

If a gay acts like an asshole and you call him/her out, chances are you'll be made out as a homophobic, biased, discriminatory asshole. Which is complete bullshit. But hey, the same thing is happening with blacks.
SteveHNo96 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
Because liberals are fucking stupid. They are stuck in the 1960s and equate everything to the Civil Rights Movement of that decade. Michael Sam was the next Jackie Robinson -- only Jackie Robinson had talent and Michael Sam didn't even play a fucking game.
Undead-Purdy Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
'Im bi, and I like both' :U << that's why I'm not normally friends with other bi's
pamez748 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hello I just thought you should know IM STRAIGHT
I want a donut and IM STRAIGHT too
Maw1227 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
midnightlunarose Featured By Owner Edited Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't announce it at all. I never actually told anyone what I was. I never herd someone say something like this. Hopefully your friend was just trolling or something.
MewGiX3 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean really, now we seriously have to ave a word for every kind of person who's a little different in their sexual practices? O_o 
Absolute-Absolem Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
I agree. Just look at all of these dA pages where people boast about their sexuality orientation and/or their relationship status...

Nobody gives a fuck about it.
Ghost-OfStarman Featured By Owner Edited Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I sincerely hate how when I ask people politely to stop constantly exclaiming how gay they are and literally making a contest of it, my friends call me biased. I never really cared about people's sexualities, but it's when they either changed it every 5 seconds or exclaimed that they were, in fact, GAY, that I started getting pissed.
Hell, I spent a long time actually thinking I was homophobic because I was being called it so often for asking people to stop telling me what they were.

I think a recent case was when I asked someone at a livestream who was a 20 something year old man calling a 14 year old girl (he thought I was a dude) "hun" and "love" because it made me uncomfortable. I said "____, could you please not to refer to me as 'hun' anymore? I'm sorry, but it makes me a bit uncomfortable to be called that by someone 10 years older than me. And you don't have to say you're gay in your username, replies, and comments, it's unnecessary and we don't mind what you are."
I later asked people what I said wrong, and they said I "had no right to ask him to stop since I didn't run the livestream" and was "biased" for asking him to quit advertising his sexuality and since he's SO OBVIOUSLY gay, it's okay for him to call me those things without penalty.

That's fucking ridiculous. I don't care if you're gay, straight, or a trigender pyrofox, if you ask me to stop saying something around you, by golly I'm gonna do it. They should treat people who don't want them advertising their "gayness" everywhere the same way and acknowledge they've taken it a bit far.</slightlyoff-topicrant>

Thank you for making this stamp.
Thank you so much.
I think as a test, I'm going to start advertising everywhere that I am straight for a short period of time just to see what people's reactions are. I think I'll especially watch out for my friends who label all their deviations "I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS" or "I'M THE GAY KING" or something so I can ask them why they think it's okay if they do it.
OneHeluvaButler Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
i never ever did this XD
i hate it when my friends do....
me- "great for you...! thanks for telling me for the 1000 time."
CrescentNubila Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
Thank you!
MermaidFawn Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
People don't say, "I'm strait and I don't like that." I mean. Unless they do. 
MermaidFawn Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HonouNoKage Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ney0n Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You don't even know how many people I know who have done this or still do this. I'm happy that you're proud of yourself, but sometimes I feel like people use that to attract attention to themselves. I'm fine with people mentioning this on their profile, because obviously, it's their profile and they can decorate/edit it how they would like. (For the most part.) Other then that, okay. You're gay. Who cares? Why do you tell people every five or so seconds?
ChaoticDarkAngel Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014   Writer
Having a sexuality is really nothing to brag about. I support people of different sexualities and all, but you don't have to tell me your orientation in every sentence =.= We get the point! There's so much more to people than an orientation :3 I focus more on their personality and how they treat others.
TotallyMaddHatter Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That is really sad. I have no idea why people do this. I might tell you if you ask me, but I might also tell you I am an iguana, because its a stupid question to begin with.
librarian-of-hell Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i never did that.
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xXBlue-ReaperXx Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
As much as I should accept them as apart of society, I totally agree with you and this stamp. I don't know why they have to announce it every 10 seconds, seriously. We don't see straight people going "I'm proud to be straight!" and hold an annual parade with single color balloons and making out. Sexuality is something to keep to ourselves, if they want people to accept them, be more quiet about it and stop shoving it down our throat!
animedisneyluver809 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
Especially when the parade has people FUCKING NAKED! There's a law against public nakedness (well, I think there is). In CA, the San Fran gay parades have the gay people parading naked. No one sane wants to see these people naked. 
xXBlue-ReaperXx Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG! That's just crazy. I don't even think a regular gay man would like to see people naked. Here in Texas we have the same regulations... I didn't think gay parades could get THAT edgy! T~T 
(Ps I love your profile icon) :D
animedisneyluver809 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
I saw a pic of a parade where a little girl was covering her eyes so she wouldn't see the nakedness. (I like my profile pic too. Thanks :) )
xXBlue-ReaperXx Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awh, the poor girl! That would totally be me if I ever were at a parade... which, I wouldn't even know what I'd be doing one of those. :XD: 
Darklight-Wraith Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
mentally liking faving +1'ing reblogging/whatever else this comment. xD
xXBlue-ReaperXx Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awh, thanks very much! :)
LunaSheWolf Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
this is epic XD
Erichan8DD Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love you, this kind of information is SO RELEVANT like screaming out loud "I LIKE COOKIES"  ._.
xghfthfgxn Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Professional General Artist
Because apparently that's the sole defining characteristic of every human being. Not their personalities or their viewpoints or even what they might contribute. Nope, just "I have sex with this type of person! Deal with it!"
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